Quarter by Quarter: AFL’s best naming match ups - Daniel McStay vs Jake Lever, Cale Hooker vs Alex Sexton

THERE are 795 players on AFL lists this season — and some gems among them are a headline writer’s dream. These are the match-ups/team pairings Quarter by Quarter would like to see this season. Brendon Ah Chee/Harry Pepper. Lachie Neale/Matt Crouch. Ben Long/Jayden Short. Bradley Hill/Bailey Dale. Joel Garner/Patrick Ambrose/Sam Walsh. Ben Keays/Jay Lockhart. Nathan Broad/Blake Acres/Toby Greene. Ollie Wines/Jack Viney. Cale Hooker/Alex Sexton. Daniel McStay/Jake Lever. Conor Glass/Sam Frost. Matt De Boer/Brayden Ham/Matthew Suckling. Jake Aarts/Cameron Zurhaar. Hunter Clark/Zac Fisher. Sam Flanders/Sam Skinner/Kade Simpson. Lachie Plowman/Brad Sheppard. Josh Kennedy/Michael Knoll. Jesse Hogan,/Lachie Schulz. And here are some more offerings: Will probably end up at the tribunal: Patrick Dangerfield, Jack Payne, Jeremy Sharp, Shane Savage, pictured, James Harmes, Darcy Fort, Josh Battle, Tom Lynch. Pick up the pace: Taylor Walker, Anton Tohill, Matthew Kreuzer, Noah Balta, Shai Bolton, Anthony Miles, Luke Shuey. Could be (Ollie) Wines: Ryan Bastinac, Trent Bianco, Stephen Coniglio, Oscar Clavarino, Bayley Fritsch, Harry Himmelberg, Jarvis Pina, Matthew Scharenberg, Laitham Vandermeer. Emos: Lloyd Meek, Adam Saad, Harrison Petty, Jackson Hately. Clothing and jewellery labels: Noah Gown, Tom De Koning, Brayden Fiorini, Jordan Gallucci, Jack Silvagni, Sam Switkowski, Hugo Hugo Ralphsmith, Oliver Florent. Rock star/Hollywood names: Billy Frampton, Darcy Fogarty, Rory Sloane, Maverick Weller, Dougal Howard, Logan Austin, Jackson Nelson, James Stewart. Hunger pains: Liam Baker, Jarrod Berry, Zak Butters, Jack Crisp, Noah Cumberland, Derek Eggmolesse-Smith, Brayden Ham, Devon Smith, Flynn Appleby, Bailey Rice, Darcy Tucker, Lachie Plowman, Sean Lemmens, Jack Mayo, Jordon Sweet. Seinfield appreciation: Jason Castagna, Patrick Lipinksi. Rhymes with Pelican: Lewis Melican. Just a good name: Irving Mosquito. Scrabble heaven: Brandon Zerk-Thatcher.