Nine things you won’t hear at a footy grand final

With GSFL grand finals yesterday, the Albany Advertiser sports team analyse the biggest day on the local football calendar.

1: Geez, the can bar is quiet today.

2: That was a really considered call by the umpire, that was not holding the ball.

3: I got injured I better not drink tonight.

4: That Gail-force breeze makes for a skilful game.

5: The coach was measured in that three-quarter-time address.

6: I don’t think Mad Monday is a great idea.

7: The reserves look fit today.

8: “I hope North Albany win their fourth straight league premiership today,”- non Kangas supporter.

9: “Royals winning all four grades would be great for football,” - non Royals supporter